Remember to put the introduction here! If this is Lemmy reading this, please tell me that I was a moron and forgot to put the introduction in! go to chapter 10.
If Iggy should go, go to chapter 12.
If Larry should go,
Chapter 2
Lemmy uses the controls to get the doomship flying. Since it is such a large ship, it takes a long time to go from place to place. This gives the three flying Koopalings some time to relax.
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On the ground, the five other Koopas (Larry, Ludwig, Morton, Wendy, and Susan) are walking from Dark Land, trying to find the quickest way to Peach’s Castle. With warp pipes to Pipe Land, Ice Land, and Sky Land ahead of them, they are confused which one to enter. Ever since Bowser shut down all other warp pipes thanks to the Marios getting easy transportation to all kinds of secret places, transportation has become a difficulty. These are the only working warp pipes, because they are the first to have a security code lock on them. Only the Koopalings know the code, and Morton punches it in as the others think of which way to go. Ludwig looks at a map that is posted nearby, while Wendy picks up coins that are sitting on the ground underneath the sign.
“I’m telling you guys, the easiest way to get to Peach’s Castle is to go from Pipe Land to Water Land by boat, and from Water Land we can walk to Peach’s Castle easily,” the smartest Koopaling says. Wendy disagrees. “I think that we can take a shortcut through Ice Land to Giant Land. From there, it is even a shorter walk to Peach’s Castle.” Larry broke in, “You’re both wrong. It’s much easier to go to Sky Land’s ground level, then go to Desert Land. Desert Land is next to Grass Land, which is extremely close to Peach’s Castle.”
Susan broke up the whole argument. “I’ll put it this way,” she moans. “We’re lost!”
Solve this puzzle to decide where to go:
Morton happened to be carrying the sports page of the newspaper with him. It has the scores of 3 ice hockey games played the night before. From the names of the teams, you can figure out a basic idea of which land each one is from. Then figure out which land’s team did not play the night before. Then choose the path that goes through that land.
Pyramids 6, Giants 4
Piranhas 5, Swimmers 2
Flyers 1, Icers 0 (overtime)
*The Koopas collect 10 coins.*
If the Koopas should go to the Pipe Land pipe, go to chapter 9.
If the Koopas should go to the Sky Land pipe,
Chapter 3
Iggy runs over to Roy and Lemmy. “I’ll come along,” he says. “Great,” answers Roy. “Now all we get is two useful Koopalings and a punching bag.” But Iggy ignores Roy’s remark and starts walking down a path with the other two, towards the very-well-placed doomship, the one belonging to Lemmy. The three Koopalings watch their siblings take off towards Peach’s Castle on foot.
As they begin to approach the doomship, a Spike bumps into Iggy. “Hey, guys,” he says. “I got a great deal for you guys. Give me five coins, and I’ll give you this spiked ball, absolutely free.” The Koopalings look at each other, then start arguing with each other over whether to buy the ball or not. Finally, a decision is made, the Spike runs off, and the Koopalings reach the doomship and board it. They prepare to take off.
*If you think the Koopas should buy the spiked ball, they lose 5 coins and get the spiked ball.*
Chapter 4
Larry raises his arm. “I’ll go with you!” he says excitedly. Larry runs along with Lemmy and Roy on the path to Lemmy’s doomship. As the others start walking towards Peach’s Castle, Larry takes out a watering can and starts to water every plant in sight. He sees a small fungus and decides to water it too. But even when it grows larger, he keeps on walking along.
“Yikes!” yells Lemmy as the fungus turns into a large, live mushroom. “Bowser told me about these guys. This is one of Peach’s fighting spies who disguises as a small fungus but, if you just add water, turns into a ten-ton... uh-oh.”
GAME OVER!
Go to chapter 18.
go to chapter 8.
If the Koopas should go back in the pipe,
Chapter 7
The crazy Koopalings decide to try Larry’s insane idea. “Go ahead, take your best shot at me,” says Larry. The Hammer Brother happily tosses a Hammer at Larry, but it goes over Larry’s head. Larry goes to pick up the Hammer as the Hammer Brother starts throwing more at him. With some fancy footwork, Larry avoids the flow of Hammers and is able to throw the Hammer at the Hammer Brother.
POOF! Larry gets a direct hit on the Hammer Brother, and the cloud disappears. Ludwig dives to catch the Kuribo’s Goomba, while a strange cloud appears around the Hammer Brother for a moment. Then the Koopalings see a familar face: Mario’s!
“I was close to getting you guys, but that’s okay. Now I’ll go warn Peach that you five are on the way!” Mario laughs as he runs away. As he runs off, Morton picks up the Hammer Brothers Suit Mario was wearing and stuffs it into his pocket.
“Are you okay, little buddy?” asks Ludwig. “Yeah, I’m fine,” says the Kuribo’s Goomba. “I was hopping around, and this Hammer Brother scooped me up with his cloud and grabbed me. I’m too scared to go jumping around in this Shoe anymore, so why don’t you take it? I’d be glad to let you have it, because you saved my life.”
Ludwig takes the Shoe off the Goomba and thanks him, and the Goomba runs off. “Well, that was exciting,” says Wendy, as she picks up some coins Mario left behind. Susan is hugging Larry, who is desperately trying to avoid her. “You did such a good job, as always,” Susan says to him. Morton is talking to a blade of grass, at least until Ludwig kicks him. “Come on, let’s go,” the oldest Koopaling commands. The rest of the Koopalings follow Ludwig on the road to Desert Land.
*The Koopas collect the Hammer Brothers Suit, the Kuribo’s Shoe, and 5 coins.*
Chapter 8
“I’m telling you guys, just jump over the Munchers and it’ll be all right,” says Ludwig. The others stare at the hungry, chomping Munchers with fear. The 10-foot jump over the field of Munchers seems more like 10 miles. They all wait a minute, then Larry has a suggestion. “Since it’s your idea, Ludwig, you jump first.”
Ludwig frowns, then he gets a running start. He makes his jump confidently, but, in mid-air, he finally realizes that he should have been watching his weight. He barely makes it over one Muncher and lands in the mouth of another. The other Koopalings jump into the field of Munchers to try to save him, but they all end up in Munchers’ mouths.
“Hmmm, maybe my calculations were a little off,” sighs Ludwig as the Munchers have lunch.
GAME OVER!
Go to chapter 19.
Go to chapter 2.
Chapter 12
Ludwig speaks up. “It would be an honor for me to join your cause,” he says. Lemmy and Roy lead Ludwig down a path, heading straight towards Lemmy’s doomship, about half a mile down the road. Halfway there, Ludwig sees a Spike.
“Would you like to buy a spiked ball?” the Spike asks. Ludwig replies, “A spiked ball?! This is probably Toad in disguise offering us a bomb! No way!” Ludwig kicks the Spike, who drops four of his balls, which roll away. Then he realizes his mistake. “I guess you are for real. Sorry about that.” He helps the Spike to his feet. The angry Spike asks for 5 coins per ball, totaling to 20 coins. Lemmy concedes and gives him the coins, and then the Spike runs off.
“Nice going, genius!” says Roy. Ludwig replies, “I’d rather walk to Peach’s Castle than go with you two! I’ll go get someone else!” Ludwig runs off and sends Iggy to Roy and Lemmy, and Ludwig joins the other Koopalings on their walk on foot to Peach’s Castle. As the others start their walk, Iggy, Roy, and Lemmy board the doomship and prepare to take off.
*The Koopas lose all of their coins.*
Chapter 13
Ludwig looks down at his feet and realizes he can’t make the jump. Why not? He can’t even see his feet! “Let’s go back, guys,” Ludwig suggests, and the Koopalings hurry back into the pipe.
The Koopalings exit the pipe and take a look at the two remaining pipes. “Which one?” says Larry. Morton replies, “There’s Ice Land and Sky Land and Ice Land and Sky Land and Ice Land and-”
“Shut up!” says Susan, who gives Morton a light punch. “I’ve got a coin,” suggests Wendy. “Let’s toss it up and see where we should go.”
Flip a coin and choose which pipe to go in by what side comes up.
If the coin is heads, take the Ice Land pipe and go to chapter 9.
If the coin is tails, take the Sky Land pipe and go to chapter 15.
Chapter 15
The five Koopalings hop into the Sky Land pipe and land on the ground side of the land. “Good thing we’re here and not at the sky half,” Susan says. “Why not?” Ludwig remarks. “With your weight, the clouds would collapse and we’d crash to the ground,” she replies. Ludwig gives an annoyed look to Susan, but then he continues on.
Just as the Koopas are about to enter a bridge, they notice that a Hammer Brother is floating in a cloud above holding a Kuribo’s Goomba hostage. “Help! Koopas!” the Goomba yells. “Put him down,” says Wendy. “No!” Ludwig screams. “If he does that, he might get squashed upon hitting the ground. Just float down here and hand us the Goomba, Hammer Brother!”
This particular Hammer Brother is stubborn, and he starts tossing Hammers at the Koopalings. “Give me 10 coins, and I’ll put down your buddy here,” he replies. “If you don’t, then I’ll hammer him and then you guys.”
Ludwig’s face turns red with anger. “How is Roy training these Sky Land minions? This guy’s obviously turned on the Koopas.” The Goomba starts to shriek madly as the Hammer Brother pulls out another Hammer. “Wait a minute!” Larry yells. “I’ve got a plan!”
“You’ve got one minute before your friend here gets the Hammer,” replies the Hammer Brother.
The Koopas make a huddle. “Well?” asks Wendy. “What’s your plan?” “Don’t be harsh on him!” Susan says. “Go ahead, Larry.”
“Well,” says Larry. “I can ask him to throw a Hammer at us. Then, we’ll dodge it, I’ll pick it up, and I’ll give it right back!” Ludwig replies, “What if you miss, or if it hits one of us? Let’s just give him some coins and free our friend.”
If the Koopas should try Larry’s idea, go to chapter 5.
Chapter 17
Go to chapter 19.
go to chapter 14.
If the Koopas do not have the spiked ball,
Chapter 20